Done It, Done It, Done It, Done It.....
Congressman Alcee Hastings of Florida got dirtay dirtay by reading a long ass list of some nasty fetish shit written by the author of a proposed amendment on a hate crime bill . That list sounds like a regular Thursday night for me. No, I wish. Actually, I don't wish. There's a lot of filthy R.Kelly approved shit (literally) on that list. Although, I'm glad I know the fancy name for phone fucking now. I wish I would've known that when I was a teenager. When my mom asked me what I was doing with the phone for 2 hours in the bathroom, I could've just said, "Telephonicophilia homework, ok! Damn!" She still would've known what I was up to, but at least it would make me sound smarter. Because of Alcee's (totally hot name) robust "hint of James Earl Jones" voice, it sort of sounds like he's reading Shakespeare. Alcee really knows how to make dirtiness sound like classic literature! VIA TMZ
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Today's Inspirational Quote
"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow
"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides
"Let your mind alone, and see what happens."
- Virgil Thomson
"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger
