The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!

since britney got the restraining order, the only job Sam Lutfi's been able to get is as K-Fed's Sperm Sherpa. - flannery Runners-up: Exclusive: Gay Fish's new cover art for the re-release of "Stronger" - lovefoxxx Ever since Oragalu Orakpogulo went down on Urethra Franklin, he just cant stop. - fleawatch scam cures for the swine flu are getting ridiculous... - misstia (Thanks Becks)

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow