Beam Her Up!

Just when I thought Tommy Girl got permanently stuck in a manhole, he emerged last night to see a movie with his weepy little Stepford Katie. They went to the premiere of Star Trek which is based on their home movies, so it was very special to the two of them. It was so emotional that Stepford Katie was left stunned. Or maybe she was concentrating and trying to beam herself the fuck out of there! Seriously, that face needs a DRANK. It also needs some crack, an 8-ball, a couple hundred bong hits and a one-way bus ticket back to Toledo. On a positive node, I do like her "ode to Blanche Devereaux" ensemble. I bet Tommy has a matching one in ruby.

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"We are all gifted. That is our inheritance."
- Ethel Waters

"Let your mind alone, and see what happens."
- Virgil Thomson

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger