Denise Richards Sings......

I'm sure that title alone made your ears curl up into your head where they are shaking and waiting for the coast to clear. It's really as awful as it sounds. This kills SOULS. This kills BONERS. This kills EVERYTHING. At a Chicago Cubs game today, some hateful bitch gave Denise Richards a microphone so she could screech "Take Me Out To The Ballgame." The grass died, hundreds of birds committed mass suicide, clouds exploded, children turned into dust and Denise kept on going. If two cats in heat every wake you up in the middle of the night, just play this for them and it will instantly turn each of them into THIS. Somebody should take this bitch OUT......to get her vocal cords snipped. (Thanks Cara)

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"Let your mind alone, and see what happens."
- Virgil Thomson

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"We are all gifted. That is our inheritance."
- Ethel Waters