Church Of The Crazy Mind
Devout Catholic Mel Gibson kind of broke the rules when he knocked up his whore, but don't you dare talk about it! If you gossip about it, Mel will shut you down! That's what Mel apparently told the congregation at Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, CA during Sunday mass. Radar says that Mel pretty much knocked Jesus off the cross, got up on there and went on a crazed rant about all the gossip in the church. And the church statues cracked from laughing so hard...... A witness said that Mel lost it (but did he ever have "it"?) in front of two priests and a bishop, ?Mel got up on his stage -- the altar -- and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him. The bottom line is that if Mel hadn?t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn?t be much to gossip about ? he created this mess, and now he?s trying to control it." You know, it would've been okay for God to aim his Nerf gun loaded with a bolt of lighting at Mel and strike him down. An act of GOD! I'm sure he would've gotten the Nobel Peace Prize or at least a gift certificate to In 'N Out (which is even better). It sounds like it's time for a good ole' excommunication partay!!!
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"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
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"Let your mind alone, and see what happens."
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