"Don't Say I Have Crazy Eyes!!!!"

The jewel of The Real Housewives of NYC, Ramona Singer, was out eating dinner in Brooklyn the other night with her husband. I'm giving you dumb jokes! We all know Ramona does not EAT IN BROOKLYN! No, Ramona was airing out her crooked coke nose and meth mouth in the Hamptons. Seriously, I've never noticed that Ramona has the mouth of an elderly field mouse who hasn't had a drip of water for weeks. I bet she could eat the fuck out of a piece of soft cheese! That being said, Ramona still looks gorgeous no matter what. Ka-dooz to her!

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger

"We are all gifted. That is our inheritance."
- Ethel Waters

"Let your mind alone, and see what happens."
- Virgil Thomson

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides