Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 5/30): Kate Gosselin's Hair
Birthday: We'll know when, because all of the possums and beavers in the world will gather together to celebrate. Age: ? Birth Name: Fluffy or Spot Original Date of HS of the Day: May 24, 2009 Claim to Fame: I don't even remember Kate Gosselin before her signature roadkill coif. It's like she was born again when that mammal laid on her head. It gave her a second life! Where is it now? Chilling on Kate's head and nibbling on a snack mix made of Jon's pubic hair, Aunt Jodi's chewed off toe nails and leftover placenta. Why is it HS of the Week? Because it is changing the world of fugly!
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Today's Inspirational Quote
"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides
"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow
"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger
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