B.Coop & Squinty Go Out To Dinner.....
Last night in NYC, Bradley Cooper and Squinty Lemonface ate food together (Well, Squinty probably just stared at the food) at a restaurant called Antonucci. The two star in a movie together, but OK! Magazine says they weren't just acting like co-workers. Some nosy bitch who was watching their every move from behind a potted plant (Translation: Aniston) said, "He pulled her chair out for her when she sat down and he kissed her on the hand. If they're just friends, they were being awfully affectionate! At one point, he seemed to want to whisper something to her as if it were a secret. He spoke into her ear and then they both started giggling." B.Coop probably told Squinty not to look over, because Jennifer Aniston was hiding under the table next to them gritting her teeth and snarling. He warned Squinty that if they made even the slight move, Jenny would throw her ovaries at them or attack his crotch with a baster. Noooo! B.Coop recently said that he was just friends with Jenny and that they never got romantical. So he's free to romance Squinty without feeling the wrath of The Aniston! But B.Coop really doesn't need to be spending his time having dinner with bowls of lukewarm oatmeal. He needs to spend his time soaking in a hot bath filled with Ajax. Dude is looking greasy-ish to the max. Is the new thing in Hollywood to have hair like Tommy Girl's lube-drenched taint bush? And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!
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