The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!

Beam me up, potty. - McLovin Runners-up: The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you - svp For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. - Sweetas Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye" - laloser VIA Cracked

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger