A Little Horsey Porn In The Morning

This is Our Lady of Cheetos' video for Radar and it looks like a really long commercial for a perfume you'd buy from the glass counter at a drug store. Seriously, I expected to see "Available at a Walgreens or Rite-Aid near you" flash on the screen at the end. That being said, there's a breakout star in this shit that totally robbed the spotlight off of Brit Brit. I'm talking about the sessy beast getting watered down at the 1:17 mark! Look at it shake its titties! It's like Sarah Jessica Parker re-enacting the car wash scene from Wild Things! Give this horsey a Skinemax contract! The only thing this video was missing was a cameo by Harry Potter's peen! I mean, if you're going to have soft-core horse porn, then you MUST have an appearance by DanRad's skin wand. I pressed the HD button on the video hoping it would pop up, but sadly it didn't. Maybe they are saving that for the Director's Cut!

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