One Of The Jonas Brothers Is Finally Going To Get His Cherry Popped
Kevin Jonas has announced that he is engaged to a man trying to pass as Haylie Duff his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa! Dude is going to have a dick boner until his wedding night. Unless, this is "the gay" one. If that's the case, then his ass lips won't stop quivering until his wedding day, because he will finally a cover-up that will allow him to go frolic amongst the peens! People says that Kevin proposed to Danielle this morning at her house in New Jersey (DUH). Kevin said, "It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world. She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row." 21-year-old Kevin and 22-year-old Danielle met two years ago in the Bahamas. Congrats to these two little lovebirds. Hopefully, Danielle can teach Kevin all about the importance of eyebrows. Kevin's virgin caterpillar brows desperately need to be "PLUCKED!"
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