HoHan's Birthday Lunch And Munch

Yesterday was the day we were all reminded that HoHan is not a 45-year-old truck stop vagina vendor, but actually a 23-year-old girl. Twenty-three never looked so fresh and pure. Happy Birfdays, eh? HoHan took advantage of the day by dragging the object of her stalking, SamRo, to lunch in Malibu. You know this shit was a special occasion, because they actually ate food stuff. And you know SamRo also did the eyeroll mambo while eating HoHan's chocha asada a little later. She had to. It was HoHan's BIRFDAY. You have to bust one your birthday. Just ask this trick.

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"No one wants advice - only corroboration."
- John Steinbeck

"Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them."
- Francesco Guicciardini

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
- George Eliot

"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense."
- George Ade