Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head

Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible. Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense."
- George Ade

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
- George Eliot

"Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them."
- Francesco Guicciardini

"No one wants advice - only corroboration."
- John Steinbeck