Smiiiiiile, You're At The Beach!

A newly peroxided MiserAlba slipped a bikini bottom over her grouchy nalgas and spent the day at the beach in Malibu on Saturday. You know her ass cursed at the sand for being so sandy, got cunty with the water for being so salty and flipped off the seagulls for being so seagully. MiserAlba should use her laser beam bitch glare to trim the mangy poodle on Cash Warren's belly. It needs a trim.

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow

"Let your mind alone, and see what happens."
- Virgil Thomson