The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 30th!

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2009 Detroit Lions - stouty Runners-up: "Hug Life" - detsild Desperate for work IN THIS ECONOMY, hopefuls line up early to audition for "The Human Centipede - Second Segment". - perky We should have known it was more than a big ego, but it wasn't until Kanye crashed the set of Sesame Street demanding that HE get to live Oscar's trash can that his mental illness became obvious. - lyndsaybluth VIA FunPic

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger