The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!

A little something Martha Stewart whipped up in prison - it's a good thing. - Ruester Runners-up: Chaz Bono got a loaner boner until the real one is ready - mfarris70 You ain't seen freaky 'til you've been in the Adult section of Yarn Mart. - Iffy I'll bet this ejaculates lint and dust bunniez. - ImpertinentVixen VIA Buzzfeed

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides