A TRAVESTY: Kim Zolciak Didn't Get One Grammy Nomination
The Grammy nominations were announced tonight, and Kim Zolciak's name was more than just tardy for the party. It was straight-up ABSENT from the party. The song of this generation was completely snubbed by those bitches. Tardy for the Party should have been nominated in every single category from Song of the Year to the Best Recording by a Wild Animal. Shit, they could've even nominated her in the Spoken Word categories since she didn't sing any of that shit! Ugh. Whose dick does Kim have to suck to get a Grammy nomination?! No, that was a serious question, because she really will do it. Kim will even suck a dick for an invite to a Grammy viewing party in the parking lot of a Big Lots. But seriously, I know the Grammy voters aren't wig haters, because Beyonce was nominated for 10 awards! Kim's song must have been way too artistic and musically complicated for the mainstream Grammys. Yeah, that's the reason. Here's some of the nominations. Beyonce got 10, Taylor Swift followed with 8, and the Black Eyed Peas, Maxwell and Kanye West each got 6. Again, Kim Zolciak got ZERO. ILLEGAL! SONG OF THE YEAR Beyonce - "Single Ladies" Lady Gaga - "Poker Face" Maxwell - "Pretty Wings" Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody" Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me." ALBUM OF THE YEAR Beyonce - "I Am ... Sasha Fierce" Black Eyed Peas' "The E.N.D." Lady Gaga - "The Fame" Taylor Swift - "Fearless" Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King." RECORD OF THE YEAR Beyonce - "Halo" Black Eyes Peas - "I Gotta Feeling" Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody" Lady Gaga - "Poker Face" Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me" BEST NEW ARTIST Zac Brown Band Keri Hilson MGMT Silversun Pickups The Ting Tings BEST ROCK ALBUM AC/DC - "Black Ice" Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood - "Life from Madison Square Garden" Green Day - "21st Century Breakdown" Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King" U2 - "No Line on the Horizon." BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling" Bon Jovi - "We Weren't Born to Follow" The Fray - "Never Say Never" Daryl Hall and John Oates' "Sara Smile" MGMT - "Kids" Click here for the full list.
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