My One Working Brain Cell Is About To Explode
I just did something very dangerous. Even the government warns against doing this. I just tried to read one of Courtney Love's blogs in a completely sober state. I feel like I need cuddle from a Pound Puppy to comfort me after attempting to read the whole thing. It's like trying to read spam. It makes no sense and you feel like you're committing some sort of crime by reading it. There really needs to be a game show that challenges contestants to decipher Courtney Love's crack rants. It can be hosted by Joaquin Phoenix, because Courtney Love is speaking his thoughts. You know, I'm trying to summarize this shit, but I don't think it's even possible! Especially since it's not even 7:30am in California. My one brain cell has called mercy. I see the words "Kelly Ripa" along with a bunch of numbers and this sentence: "NOW FOR THE RECORD I HAVENT TAKEN A NARCOTIC OR HAD ANY ALCHOHOL FOR NPW OVER FIVE YEARS." If that shit is true, then it's probably a good time to go back to the crack. Let's see if you can do any better. Court's entire post is after the jump. You might want to down a shot of something strong, like battery acid, before you start reading it. JUMP TO YOUR BRAIN'S DEATH!!!! read more
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Today's Inspirational Quote
"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger
"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward
"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow
"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides
