The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 31st!

Finally, a logical solution to the shrinkage problem....murder the cold. - TFBuckFutter Runners-up: In order to cut back on stealing, Amy Winehouse makes her nose gnomes mine coke naked - Provolone In Alaska, they catch fish by cutting holes in the ice and dropping a worm down into the water. Dude, you DON'T need a hole that big. - rockylife1968

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger