Amy Wino Doesn't Have Shit On This Chick
This is the face of 45-year-old Marguerite Engle who became the drunkiest drunkest drunk in South Dakota's recorded history when her blood alcohol level registered a 0.708. The state's legal limit is .08. I don't know whether to clean out my alcohol cabinet (aka a cardboard box under my kitchen) and place the booze bottles at Marguerite's feet as an offer of respect or swallow a whole box of Chaser. The Smoking Gun reports that police found Marguerite passed out like a liquored-up turkey behind the wheel of a stolen truck earlier last month. They arrested Margie and tested her drunkness down at the station. They tried to get her blood alcohol level from a breathalyzer, but the weak ass thing exploded as soon as she blew into it. You know bitch makes breathalyzers go boom. She might be a goddess. Margie was bailed out by someone named Jim Beam and then was taken to a local hospital. This beautiful portrait of Marguerite was snapped earlier this year after she was arrested for attacking a government employee and being a drunken ho in public. The picture now hangs at the corporate offices of Jack Daniels with the caption "Person of the Year" underneath it. The average bitch's body is around 60% water, but Marguerite's is 0% water and 98% booze. That means the bitch probably pisses out vodka and shits out whiskey nuggets! Marguerite is like a walking open bar. The Hoff is at Jared right now picking out an engagement ring to give to Marguerite. He is in love.
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"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
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