LiLo Promises More "Lohan Mayhem" In 2010
While White Oprah spent her New Years passed out in a La-Z-Boy with empty Bartles & Jaymes bottles strewn around her, her daughters spent the holiday dirtying up the island of St. Barts. In between checking hotel ash trays for smokable cigarette butts and sitting in on 3-hour timeshare presentations for free drink tickets, LiLo found time to Tweet! In her Tweets, LiLo cyber kicked SamRo in the pussy bone (just like daddy) and promised to spread the Lohan virus even further in 2010. Wrap yourself in a fumigation tent and read LiLo's crackiness: Wishing everyone a blessed new year in 2010! Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!) Thanks for all of your support! 7:56 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter Me, HOV, beyoncé, Ali Lohan, @paufdenkamp @jessicaschul usher and many more ringin' in the new year coz THAT'S WASSUP 8:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter To answer everybody's question...My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down. 11:15 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter 2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :) 11:18 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter Lohan Mayhem sounds like a rash you get on your asshole from self-tanner build-up. And the drug dealers of the world shouldn't report to the end of the unemployment line just yet. When I Googled "habbit," this came up, so I don't think LiLo was referring to the bad shit. She's simply going to switch to The Tongue for 2010. Here's LiLo working it like a Google Street View prostitute in St. Barts the other day.
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