Open Post: Hosted By The Kitty Halftime Show

The Kitty Halftime Show from last night's Puppy Bowl is just as entertaining to watch while completely sober. I can type that with confidence, because I just watched it again while not under the influence of sugar wafers (there was a special) and hard lemonade. This also lets me know that I have a touch of Susan Boyle in me, because this is like porn to her. This is her Q-Tip. Since we're on the subject of halftime shows, here's the full video from the OTHER halftime show starring Pete Townshend's pepaw pouch.

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense."
- George Ade

"Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them."
- Francesco Guicciardini

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
- George Eliot

"No one wants advice - only corroboration."
- John Steinbeck