Speaking Of Text Messages To Your Mistress....
Bombshell McGee isn't the only trick releasing text messages from their married celebrity fuck buddy. Porn star Joslyn James, a member of Tiger Woods' harem, has devoted an entire website (via TMZ) to the sext messages he sent her during their affair. Since The Insider has already maxed out their budget for Tiger's whores, this is what Joslyn needs to do in order to keep the silicone in her implants fresh. Most of the text messages are secret agent instructions for Joslyn. Tiger tells her what hallways to use to get to his hotel room, and when to leave, etc... It's all covert and shit. It's like the porn version of Alias. Anias. In dirtier messages, Tiger calls Joslyn his whore and tells her that he wants to choke her out, slap her ass, bite her body and pull her hair. You know, basically the same kind of text messages your boss writes you when you're running late to work. If you need a side of freak with your lunch, the nastier text messages are after the jump. Who knew Tiger was a turkey sandwich kind of dude? I figured he was strictly roast beef. JUMP! read more
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