The Photoshop Awards: Matthew McConaughey's Dolce & Gabbana Cologne Ad

Matthew McConaughey's natural scent of fermented armpit jelly, patchouli oil, weed smoke, taint fromage and sweat can never be masked, so I'm not sure why Dolce & Gabbana asked him to be the face of their new cologne. But they kept the fuckery going by using the "THINNING CURSE" tool on his head before cutting and pasting it onto the body of a svelte dandy with delicate hands that only touch silk. I mean, like Matthew's real arms are even long enough for him to touch his neck anyways. Bitch please! The pose is way too "grab my smelling salts" for Matthew to pull off. Was Chace Crawford not available? via ONTD

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