Robert Pattinson photographed with Joe Jonas' girlfriend

Cashing in on his success playing a brooding metaphor for Mormonism in Twilight, Robert Pattinson took actress Camilla Belle (10,000 BC) out for lunch yesterday in Venice, California. One catch: Camilla is dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Turns out purity rings are no substitute for a non-celibate penis. Ouch. That said, you know who's probably more upset about this? Jesus. But only because of his deep, factual hatred of the British. (Thinks they're "kinda gay.") Scope out Celebuzz for the complete set of exclusive Robert Pattinson and Camilla Belle photos. Photo: NationalPhotoGroup.com

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