The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 27th!

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow