Open Post: Hosted By Paul Rudd & His Beauties
Paul Rudd is really giving me fever in this picture for Vanity Fair. His chest hair is speaking to me. It's saying, "Brush me... pamper me.... braid me...pull me... pluck me.... wine me... din me..." If only they kept those three former and current fatties out of the picture. They are ruining The Rudd! But at least Vanity Fair spared our eyeballs by putting them in full body peen suits instead of displaying their junk. So, Vanity Fair's April issue is devoted to Comedy's New Legends! This shit includes whores like P. Rudd, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, Russell Brand and Seth Rogen. Clearly, they left out the real comedians of the year: DJ Lady Tribe, Sarah Palin and Spaghetti Cat. Spaghetti Cat can tell one million jokes with just one blank stare. It's a gift!
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Today's Inspirational Quote
"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow
"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides
"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger
"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward
