The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner For March 31st!

China's latest strategy to combat over-population: making sure all tanks remain empty. - johnnysgirl Runners-up: Octomom's sperm bank had to put on a second shift. - Team Valtrex The Three Spooges - tominjersey The girl that does the impression of Jim Carrey in Dumb n Dumber with the ketchup and mustard bottles is very popular - Provolone Even though the peens are pixelated in the full picture, it still might be NSFWish unless you work in a sperm bank. So the full shit is after the jump. JUMP! read more

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger