You Need A Little Hoff In Your Coffee

Some of us are barely getting up, so the eye jizz is still crusty and our beds are beckoning us back to them. That shit's not an option, so why not cuddle in between The Hoff's succulent tittays instead. Titty fuck him with your entire body. Let his warm chichi fur envelope you as you moisturize your skin with the booze grease that oozes out of his nips. You know, I'm not sure whose furry moobies are more luscious? The Hoff's or Simon Cowell's? There's only way one to settle this: titty contest!

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Today's Inspirational Quote

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens."
- Ellen Glasgow

"Nothing has more strength than dire necessity."
- Euripides

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
- William Arthur Ward

"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
- Nadia Boulanger