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		<title><![CDATA[ Jake Gyllenhaal Gets a Warm Welcome in Germany ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Jake Gyllenhaal touched down in Germany yesterday and got a warm welcome from fans. He was met inside Tegel airport by Berlin Film Festival's director, Dieter Kosslick, who presented him with a bouquet of fresh flowers. Jake's in town participating in this year's festival and he's been appointed to the competition judging panel. He arrived in Europe late last week and spent a few days in London exploring the city and hanging out with friends. It wasn't an entirely work free visit though, since Jake made a cameo in The Shoes' upcoming music video "Time to Dance." Jake has popped up in music videos in the past, like in 2010 when he played a drunk tennis pro for Vampire Weekend's "Giving Up The Gun".


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		<title><![CDATA[ Sugar Shout Out: Christian Louboutin Celebrates 20 Years in Footwear! ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Christian Louboutin talks showgirls and his trapeze talent!
See Hollywood's hottest hunks saying "I love you"
Delicious fruits and vegetables to eat up this Winter 
Softening scrubs that will save your skin
Take a look at love, sex, &amp; marriage in the days of Downton Abbey
Movies about friendship the whole family will love
Get the look: Sofia Coppola's just-listed Nolita loft
Check out new pictures from The Amazing Spider-Man
11 things you need to throw away 
Watch out for the top 10 saltiest foods
Can you ID past Westminster winners?
iPhone sleep apps for a better night's rest
Beyoncé reveals hot postbaby body in a sexy red dress! ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Talks About His Mesmerizing Pecs and Teenage Hijinx ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Giant butterflies, miniature elephants, and hidden ruins spring to life in 3D form in Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. Returning for the sequel Josh Hutcherson shares the big screen with newcomers to the franchise Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Vanessa Hudgens. I sat down with Dwayne at a recent press day in Honolulu where he shared what it was like shooting on location in Hawaii, where he grew up, and how he mesmerizes ladies with his rock solid pecs. Muscles were a hot topic with "The Rock" who also filled me in on his number one fitness tip. Check out our interview and catch Journey 2: The Mysterious Island in theaters on February 10. ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Beyoncé Knowles Wears Sequins For Jay-Z's Second NYC Show ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Beyoncé Knowles was back out in NYC this evening to catch the second night of Jay-Z's Carnegie Hall charity concert series. She shared pictures on her website of her sparkly Monique Lhuillier dress, Chanel purse, and Lorraine Schwartz jewels, which she accented with blue nail polish. Beyoncé's nail color and huge ring in the same hue seem to be in honor of her baby daughter, Blue Ivy. She gave birth to Blue one month ago and stepped out for the first time just yesterday. Beyoncé wore red to attend Jay-Z's first show, and the couple celebrated the big event with an afterparty at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club. 


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		<title><![CDATA[ The Portrait Of Sober, As Always ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Pervert extraordinaire Terry Richardson (aka the only photographer who takes Lindsay Lohan's picture nowadays) went to LiLo's free room at the Chateau Marmont to take her picture since she's got nothing else to do and stealing Ajax (to snort, of course) off of the housekeeper's cart doesn't take up her full day.
It wouldn't be a Blohan photo shoot if she wasn't dragging Marilyn and Elizabeth Taylor down with her, so there's that. In most of the pictures, Blohan looks like a 40-something bruised and busted desperate hooker who has been banned from every motel bar and now lounges against the cigarette machine in front of the Howard Johnson's hoping she can pick up some trucker dick. She's got that "If you ain't got cash, I'll give you a quick handy if you let me huff gas from your tank" matte twinkle in her eye.
In other words, I love this trashy shit. If you've had all your shots, you can see more of this mess at Terry's site (via IDLYITW). ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Jet Home Following the Super Bowl ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Jessica Simpson stepped off of a private plane in LA yesterday while her fiancé, Eric Johnson, followed behind carrying her bags. The couple made a quick trip to Indianapolis, where they watched the Super Bowl from a private box. They were just two of many celebrities at the Super Bowl this year, including Chace Crawford, Nina Dobrev, and Matthew Bomer. Jessica and Eric were rooting for the Patriots, but the New England team was defeated by the NY Giants in the final minutes of the game. Eric is a former NFL player himself, having been on the 49ers and the Saints during his seven-year career. He's since turned his focus to family now that he and Jessica are expecting their first child together. 


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		<title><![CDATA[ Hello There, Bar Refaeli, and Other News ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Posted by Photo Boy - Knee-High Socks are the new way to pretend like you&#8217;re not oogling half naked chicks.  - Gary Oldman gives way more reasons than he needs to deserve the Oscar.  - Paz de la Huerta&#8216;s flapper bush needs a new home this year.  - Kate Hudson in Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Robert Downey Jr. Is A Dad Again ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ In a hospital room in L.A. somewhere, a newborn baby is staring into the face of Iron Man while secretly wishing that his daddy will introduce him to ScarJo's magnificent chichi balls. People says that Robert Downey Jr.'s wife Susan birthed out a 7lb 5oz, 20-inch long (because I know you were wondering how long their baby is) baby son in L.A. this morning. RDJ has been Sherlock Holmes for way too long, because the motherfucker thinks he's British now. RDJ and Susan named their new baby friend Exton Elias. EXTON ELIAS. Exton is going to coo in a British accent, will force his nanny to push his stroller on the left side of the sidewalk and has probably already been knighted as a Sir by Queen Elizabeth.
Exton is RDJ and Susan's first kid together. He has an 18-year-old son named Indio. RDJ's rep said this generic shit to People:
?Everyone is healthy and they couldn?t be happier."
Just once I'd like the rep to say that everyone is sick, miserable and hating each other.
When I say the name "Exton" out loud, it sort of sounds like the name of a driver on Downton Abbey or like the name of a rejected Harry Potter character. But when I say it in my head, it sounds like the name of a discount oil company that is hoping cross-eyed hos and drunk bitches mistake the name of their gas station for EXXON. And you know the kids are going to call him Sexton. ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Kirsten Dunst In Wonderland ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Check out these awesome shots of actress Kirsten Dunst inside the pages of the February 2012 issue of Vogue Italia. Superb! Kirsten in Wonderlandwood..... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Harry Potter Wants To Bang Ryan Gosling Now ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Apparently Daniel Radcliffe really wants to make sure he&#8217;s no longer remembered as the sweet boy-wizard beloved the world over, but instead as a pubic-hair loving alcoholic who thinks his movies are better than Scorsese now because have you heard? Daniel Radcliffe drinks and likes pubes. Recognize. On that note, here he is fantasizing about Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Kim Kardashian & LeAnn Rimes Are Best Friends Now, Starting That Bible Study ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;And there&#8217;s the entire lunch I just paid for in her purse.&#8221; Remember last week when Kim Kardashian said she wanted to start a bible study and everyone went, &#8220;Wow, who&#8217;d be stupid enough to go to that?&#8221; LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is that stupid. TooFab reports: The stars had lunch together Friday in Calabasas Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Open Post: Hosted By Big Ang ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Here's the official gemstone of Staten Island and the star of Mob Wives, Big Ang, showing the hos of Los Angeles what real beauty looks like as she strolled into Boa Steakhouse to make sweet love to one of the cow carcasses they hang in their freezer room. I don't know whether I want to watch Big Ang wrestle a pack of warthogs or watch her try to blow a bubblegum bubble without it popping on her baboon pussy lips. I'm falling in love all over again.
This is what it would look like if Sam the Eagle used Jackie Stallone's back alley plastic surgeon to look like a female Khloe Kardashian. I know, it was wrong of me to compare Big Ang to that beastly trash Khloe Kardashian. I should never do a gorgeous creature of an undermined species like that. ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Jennifer Aniston Talks Justin Theroux and Feeling "Young Every Day" For InStyle ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Jennifer Aniston slipped on a slinky peach Calvin Klein dress for the cover of InStyle's March issue. She's promoting her new comedy, Wanderlust, which hits theaters later this month. Jennifer met her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, while working on the project, and the duo have been going strong from NY to LA ever since. Jennifer opened up to the publication about what she's looking for in a man, Justin's signature style, and her age. Here's more from Jennifer Aniston in InStyle:

On her age: "You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something, or the new crop of actresses, and think, Aren't we kind of the same age? I don't feel my age. I feel young every day."
On finding the right partner: "Having experienced everything you don't want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down to what you actually do want. As I get older I realize what qualities are important in love and what suits me. And what I won't settle for."
On dressing like Justin: "First of all, he has great style - it's very specific, and it has been his style forever. Has it influenced mine? No, but I know people say it has. 'Oh, look, you're dressing alike.' And I think, No I'm not. I've had this jacket for three years!"



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		<title><![CDATA[ Jennifer Aniston Is Annoyed That The Tabloids Are Still Bring Up The Brangelina Feud ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ ...And she's so annoyed by it that she brought it up again.
The human mutation of Cathy is out selling that Wanderlust movie, which looks to me like the brain dead "didn't pull out in time" baby of Flirting with Disaster and Wet Hot American Summer, and you know what that means? It's that time again when Jennifer adds fuel to the fire by bringing up Brangelina to sell her damn movie. After posing for a bunch of pictures, which can double as a Chico's ad campaign, for InStyle's March 2012 (via The Berry) issue, Jennifer talked about what misconception annoys her the most and how she isn't copying Justin Theroux's style.
On how she doesn't purposefully dress like Justin Theroux and how the first time he came to her house she didn't secretly steal his favorite leather jacket to make a twin of it for herself: "First of all, he has great style - it's very specific, and it has been his style forever. Has it influenced mine? No, but I know people say it has.'Oh, look, you're dressing alike.' And I think, no I'm not. I've had this jacket for three years!"
On the biggest mistake of her life: "I'm not sure. Just walking out of the house can be a risk!"
On how she'd be a director or a dermatologist if she wasn't a professional line memorizer. Basically, she loves facials: "Directing. I was very proud of producing and directing for the beautiful project 'Five.' Or I'd love to be a dermatologist. I'd be so obsessive about it. I'm fascinated by skin, products, and lasers. I go on the Internet and read all about it. I call it 'laser porn.'"
On how she hates that fake Brangelina feud talk, but can't stop talking about it!: "Which one? There are so many. I would say the triangle with my ex-husband - and that there's a feud there. It's constant. It's a story headline that won't go away, but it's a money thing - [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality."
Oh ho, please. It's so annoying that this bitch threw it up again. Aniston knows very well that quote just earned her the cover of every tabloid for the next few weeks. Star Magazine needs to send her a bouquet of Maddox voodoo dolls, because she just gave their asses a perfect cover headline that will read: "Jennifer Aniston says: 'The triangle with my ex-husband....there's a feud there!"
Why didn't Aniston leave that Brangelina shit on the ground next to the dead horse and instead bring up the misconception that when she fights with Justin, she locks herself in her bedroom. Then she makes her Justin Theroux Cabbage Patch doll apologize to her before handing her a bowl of happy soup (aka melted ice cream with uncooked room-temp cookie dough balls in it). That's because it's not a misconception! It's a truth straight from my Maddox's Burn Book Tumblr. ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ This is even better news than Dlisted reader Melanie directing me toward a site where I can buy Chocodiles until my credit card quits life (SPOILER ALERT: After 2 transactions). A federal appeals court in San Francisco ruled today that Prop 8 is the opposite of constitutional and that the ban on same-sex marriage is a piece of shit. That means we're a little closer to reality stars finally ripping the NOH8 duct tape off of their mouths (Well, since I put it that way...). The court's ruling will probably be appealed, but in the meantime let's take to the square rainbow dance floor and break it down like this together: ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ The Crap We Missed ? Tuesday 2.7.12 ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;Holy shit, that&#8217;s hot.&#8221; &#8211; Said no man, alive or dead. Welcome to Tuesday&#8217;s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom&#8217;s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar? Mel B can show us Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Official ?The Amazing Spider-Man? Trailer Officially Missing All That Gay Sex ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;We&#8217;re you lookin&#8217; at my bum? Cheeky monkey&#8230;&#8221; Sony just released the &#8220;official&#8221; trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (after the jump) starring Andrew Garfield which they&#8217;re touting as the untold story of Spider-man even though it&#8217;s basically the same exact story about a kid getting bit by a radioactive spider only this time through a Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams Pair Up For The Vow's LA Premiere ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams posed side by side at The Vow premiere in LA last night. Rachel paired dramatic red lips with a strapless Vivienne Westwood dress and nude Christian Louboutin heels while Channing suited up in gray. Channing's wife, Jenna Dewan, hit the carpet in a bright mini, though Rachel's boyfriend Michael Sheen wasn't on hand to celebrate. Channing, Jenna, and Rachel followed the screening with an afterparty at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where guests snacked on a Ralph Lauren-designed wedding cake. The movie hits theaters on Friday, just in time for Valentine's Day, which we're already gearing up for with a look at 100 hot PDA pictures. Channing and Rachel's characters show plenty of affection in the film, and they chatted about their romantic tendencies when we sat down with the duo for their The Vow press day. 


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		<title><![CDATA[ In Case You Missed It, Brandy & Monica's Musical Reunion ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ It was almost 14 years ago when you bought the instrumental CD of "The Boy is Mine" at Sam Goody just so you could sing both parts in your bedroom, and Monica and Brandy's voices are back together for a new single called "It All Belongs To Me" that will be on both of their new albums. It should've been called "The Check is Mine," because this is not the shit I've been waiting 14 years for. Any song that name drops Facebook should be poked all the way to the bottom of the charts.
If I was listening to this boring mess in the car, I would've fallen asleep at the wheel, lost control and killed somebody. This sounds like it was written as the theme song for a Tyler Perry movie after the producers scraped their dimes together and realized they can't afford the rights to "Irreplaceable." I'm just going to use my imagination to pretend that I never heard this and that Monica and Brandy are still working on a follow-up to "The Boy is Mine" called "You Can Have That Bitch (The Dick Is Trash)."
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		<title><![CDATA[ Beyoncé Reveals Hot Post-Baby Body in Tight Dress One Month After Blue's Birth! ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Beyoncé Knowles went out in NYC last night to watch her husband Jay-Z's performance at Carnegie Hall. It was Beyoncé's first public appearance since giving birth to daughter Blue Ivy Carter exactly one month ago. She wore a tight, rust-colored dress from the Alice by Temperley line, paired with Christian Louboutin heels, bright blue nail polish, and a huge sparkling ring in the same hue as her daughter's name for the occasion. Beyoncé released the first pictures on her website and was also photographed leaving the venue with a big smile on her face at the end of the evening. 
Baby Blue stayed home, but her presence was noted while Jay was onstage - he performed his track "Glory," which features her infant noises from when she was only one day old. Afterwards, Jay noted on stage that he wasn't sure he was going to make it through the song without getting emotional. Beyoncé was a few minutes behind Jay-Z as they headed off to celebrate his show at his newly reopened 40/40 Club. As she headed inside, Beyoncé spoke about Jay-Z's return to the stage, saying, "It was amazing."


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		<title><![CDATA[ Details on Anne Hathaway's NYC Engagement Party ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Anne and Adam's family-filled NYC engagement party!
Zac Efron parties with Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth
Hollywood marriages that last
The Bachelor talks about his excruciating two-on-one date
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		<title><![CDATA[ Hey, Look, It?s Beyonce After She Had That Baby ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Depending on what school of thought you belong to, Beyonce either naturally birthed a baby girl a month ago or paid a surrogate to birth one and then disposed of the body in a vat of Gwyneth Paltrow&#8216;s free-range jambalaya, so these pics of Beyonce last night looking pretty much like how Beyonce&#8217;s always looked Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Lindsay Lohan?s Breasts Posed For Terry Richardson Again ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Lindsay Lohan has literally nothing to do these days but sit around strung out of her mind at Chateau Marmont until it&#8217;s time to crash another awards show party, so why not let Terry Richardson take more pictures of her boobs to pass the time? It&#8217;s what Marilyn Monroe would do along with never paying Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ Scarlett Johansson Actually Looks Good Again ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Thanks to Gisele Bundchen making a team of grown men cry like schoolgirls these got shoved to the back-burner, so here&#8217;s Scarlett Johansson at the Goldene Kamera Awards in Berlin over the weekend looking surprisingly good again after spending a year shrugging off the effects of seeing Sean Penn&#8217;s penis. SEAN: Okay, before we go Read More ... ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[ And Here's A Model With A 20-Inch Waist ]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I meant to cover this mess yesterday, but blacked it out (for obvious reasons) and remembered it again as I knocked the nightmare smegma balls from my eyes this morning. Sometime this morning, I had a life-ruining night terror where I was trapped in the body of Melania Trump and was on my way to dinner with Donald Trump and my Tia Lupita. My Tia Lupita never slapped me in the mouth for dragging her to dinner with Donald Trump and I didn't even seem to mind that I was about to swallow food next to a talking hairy ass boil. It was just a terrifying sleeping experience and it was so horrific that my brain tried to cleanse itself of it by secreting sticky pus balls (Not Jizz. I wish). As I knocked them out with a Q-Tip this morning, I looked at that Q-Tip and it sort of reminded me of something. It reminded me of this Romanian model with a 20-inch waist!
The Sun (read: so it's probably fake) talked to 30-year-old "model"  Ioana Spangenberg who can wear a cock ring as a belt and who can keep a hula hoop up without moving her body. "The Human Hourglass" claims that her 20-inch waist came to her naturally after puberty. Ioana eats chocolate, chips and huge meals all day and her waist still stays pinched like that. It's Iona's metabolism, obviously. Bitch's metabolism is so crazy that it even ate her stomach. Ioana tells The Sun that she always self-conscious  about her body, but she began to embrace the skinny after she met her husband:
 "When I was 13 my waist was around 15 inches. Someone could put their hands around it, their fingers would touch and they would still have extra room. In Romania it is better to be overweight, because that means you are from a wealthy family. So while my friends were going out and dating, I was sitting at home with Mars bars wishing I could fatten up.
Jan [her husband] was the first person who saw me as beautiful and encouraged me to celebrate my body. He asked me to pose in some photos for him. He was so impressed he put them online and the response was amazing. I would still like to gain weight so I don't look so shocking ? and now that I live in Germany I can't get enough pizza or kebabs. But I'm finally comfortable in my own skin."
Ioana doesn't mention any kind of corset training and I just can't believe that her internal organs naturally migrated into her ass. I bet if Ioana swallows a pea, you'd hear it free fall down her body before popping out of her crotch since there's no organs in the way waiting to digest it. I just want to wear her as a bow tie.
And if you're still squinting at that picture while thinking to yourself that it should get a Photoshop and a Fun House Mirror Award, here's Ioana's hourglass body in action: 

Protip: Do not go to skinnyfans.com unless you want to be knocking slimy nightmare balls out of your eyes next to me in the bathroom. ]]></description>
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